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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Girls Roadtrip

Tomorrow I embark on my first ever girls roadtrip. Its kind of odd because I'm almost 40 and I've never done something like this so it's also exciting.

By the level of excitement I feel, you would thing we were going somewhere super cool like Cabo San Lucas or Scotland, but no, we are just taking a 3 hour drive to Jefferson, TX. Why? Just to get away.

I've been raising kids since I was 18. I missed out on doing a lot of things that young people do like roadtrips, college, alcohol soaked spring breaks..all sorts of good times. Now that my younger two are getting older I'm going to start slowly stepping out of my box and exploring life. That way, by the time they have moved out I will be ready to really expand my horizons and take trips outside of the country.

I feel like this is a great time in life. I'm not looking forward to the effect getting older will have on my appearance, but getting to the stage in life where your kids are grown and you get a chance to do what you want to whenever you want without worrying about cooking dinner, getting homework done or even finding a sitter so you can go out, is fucking awesome.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Super Bowl Sunday

Afternoon bitches!!! In case you live under a rock or just don't care enough to pay attention to anything, today is Super Bowl Sunday. The day when men all get together and hate. Mostly they hate the fact that their team didn't make it. They also hate on their women for coming to their parties acting like they are interested in football. They especially hate when their women ask stupid questions all thru the game. So if you really like pissing off your man then today is the greatest day in the world to do so. Mine happens to be a Cowboys fan, so while he's sitting around calling little Eli dumbface, I will be reminding him that dumbface or not, he still has one more ring than Romo.

Now, I'm a huge fan of all things Manning so I will be rooting for the Giants. Plus I hate Brady. I hate him more than herpes and the smell of sour milk. I usually don't wish failure on anyone, but I will on him, just for today. He needs that smug look to be wiped off his face. I'm confident the Giants will lose though only because I want then to win.

Anyway, have a great day.