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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Why I Hate Assholes

There are two types of people in this world, regular people and assholes. That's it. Under the "asshole" category there are two subcategories 1) assholes that are so miserable they have to make everyone else around them miserable and 2) assholes that just seem to be sickos who ENJOY being assholes! What I hate most about both of these categories of idiots is that you can't escape them. They are EVERYWHERE!!No matter where you turn, there will be an asshole close by. Its an epidemic I tell you!

Instead of throwing money down the drain on trying to figure out why fat kids get made fun of (this is a legitimate study by the way. They could've just paid me to tell them that fat kids get made fun of because grown up assholes were once kids and even then they were assholes. Duh!), how about we figure out what makes assholes tick? Because without them running around, everybody's life would be great!!

Just imagine a world without an asshole boss who's always bitching about this and that or an asshole ex that's a constant pain in the ass. Oh, what about not having asshole drivers pissing you off every single time you get behind the wheel?? Wouldn't it be great to drive around town not yelling like a maniac at every asshole who cuts you off or drives 20 MPH under the speed limit? Hell yeah it would!!!! I'm talking about creating a Utopia here people, so lets all get behind this.

(of the people that read this, not one of you fuckers could comment that I misspelled "category" and every variation of it, a dozen times? Seriously? WTF people?)

2 comments:

Tina said...

love the rants...

Anonymous said...

love the rants...